“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
not even risking that shit
if someone has a fucking phobia of something don’t be an asshole and play with their fear for your own amusementUNLESS IT’S HOMOPHOBIA. THEN YOU ACT AS NON-STRAIGHT AS YOU CAN AND WATCH THE BLOOD POUR OUT OF THEIR EYES
stop romanticizing the idea of becoming so dependent on another human being that you cannot function adequately without their presence goodbye
I’m seeing you talk, and all I’m thinking about is me pissed that I didn’t get fries.